Spew

Mr Baskerville was just eating lunch at his desk (tuna melt, thanks for asking) when he was approached by a Salesperson.

"Oh are you having lunch?" was the question from this graduate of the University of Thick.

"Mnom mnnn" said Mr B, unwilling to spit crumbs on a co-worker, however much they annoy him.

Then the Salesperson proceeded to tell Mr B all about the changes he needed Mr B to make, in great detail.

WTF???

Naturally, Mr B will get right on those changes.