I am requesting any helpful hints, from all of our readers, about how I can find a lovely man. And by lovely, I mean a man without strange 'grooming' requests.
Thank you in advance!
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Mr Baskerville needs a job, but he is a lazy, cynical bastard and doubts he'll ever be hired.
Mrs Eaves is part of a social experiment. This is certain.
Mr Baskerville and Mrs Eaves: good examples or horrible warnings? You decide.
mr baskerville would win gold in procrastinating, if he got around to entering
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follow Mr Baskerville!
Mr B is:
• a people person
• meticulous
• detail-oriented
• dynamic
• self-starter
• none of the above
Mr Baskerville needs a job, but he is a lazy, cynical bastard and doubts he'll ever be hired.
Mrs Eaves is part of a social experiment. This is certain.
NUMBER OF JOBS MRS. E HAS APPLIED - 2010
- TOTAL: 44
NUMBER OF JOBS MRS. E HAS APPLIED TO - 2011
- TOTAL: 13
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11 comments:
how about:
"seeking man, not liar, with ability to earn own living. passing acquaintance with tenets of feminism would be appreciated. must like chocolate and beer. no wankers."
no, wait, you'd never get a reply
I'd date you Mrs. Eaves. But what about Mr. Eaves?
My advice is to stop looking, it will come to you when you least expect it. Ask the stars, universe, ocean, etc. It will come.
love and happiness,
Sugar & Roberto
Dear Mrs Eaves
I'm afraid I cannot help you. I have been looking for years, myself, and have yet to find a man who isn't a wanker.
Men, if you're reading this and say you're not a wanker...then you're a liar.
Dear Chardonnay,
This is not hopeful or zen at all. I refuse to believe this.
Dear Mrs Eaves,
I am not zen. Do not listen to me. Good luck with the lurve search.
Thank you everyone for your advice. None of it helped.
I am back, I will be your boyfriend.
Watch out, Mrs Eaves, who is this 'Misti' bloke? Sounds like a scam to me.
Thanks for looking out for me, Mr B. I have known Misti for a long time. Am not sure we could be more than friends, though. Misti doesn't have all the parts, if you know what I mean.
Say no more, Mrs E, say no more. Poor, unmann'd Misty.
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