Mr Baskerville has been in the country for a few days. He learned various things during his sojouorn:
1) the country smells of poo
2) people in small towns loooooooove to talk about the weather
3) there are no Starbucks
4) horses have very soft lips (not as dodgy as it sounds, that one...)
it is also ideal for napping.
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Mr Baskerville needs a job, but he is a lazy, cynical bastard and doubts he'll ever be hired.
Mrs Eaves is part of a social experiment. This is certain.
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Mr Baskerville needs a job, but he is a lazy, cynical bastard and doubts he'll ever be hired.
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9 comments:
So what you are saying is, you went to the countryside where you were unable to get a coffee, but got to talk about the weather, and then
make out with a horse, in a pile of poo, then fall asleep while spooning the horse. Or was the horse spooning you?
Your idea of a romantic weekend getaway is very different then mine.
perv
If you choose to so interpret Mr B's mini-break, you are clearly:
a) deranged
b) a slut
c) correct
d) jealous
which one is it, Mrs E??
Perhaps I am jealous of your hormance.
I bet you are!
Aren't horses known to have large you-know-whats?
I don't know what you mean!!
Please, Mr Baskerville, this is a family blog.
fuck off
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