Man vs. Bear

I think having a bear could be better than having a man, and this is why:

• Bears love to sleep, especially in winter.
• Bears like to eat, and so do I.
• We could walk in the woods together, and bear would protect me from men.
• Bear would let me paint it's claws with pink nail polish.
• Bear could do housework while I am at work.
• I could read to bear, and it would be romantic.
• Bear could teach me new skills; hunting, eating berries, growling, clawing, etc.
• I could teach bear new skills: how to get into bear proof garbages, how to identify a trap, etc.
• We could have picnics and prevent forest fires together.

One thing concerns me. Perhaps Mr. Baskerville can help me with this. Mr. B, do bears have soft lips?