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Monday, October 25, 2010

I'm too sexy for Hallowe'en

I am googling ideas for hallowe'en costumes. There sure are lots of 'sexy' costumes out there. But I just do not feel comfortable showing up to a party as a:

school girl
Heidi
kitten
genie
playboy bunny
sexy prisoner ? huh?
naughty nurse
cheerleader
ms. claus
someone carrying a whip, cuffs, sword, etc.
candy striper
stripper

What I really want to do is wear a box, so just my head pops out of the top and my legs out the bottom.

I could also be a bag of garbage. So instead of wearing a big box, I would wear a garbage bag and stuff it with paper.

Sexy? I think so. Whatever happened to leaving something to the imagination?

I am encouraging more ideas for my costume. The theme is FREE and EASY. (Not me, my costume).

2 comments:

Mr Baskerville said...

Sorry, Mrs Eaves, I have been far too busy working to post...what's that? You think I'm lying?

How well you know me.

Wear a long pink dress & go as a pink slip!

Sorry, am slightly tired and emotional (aka drunk)

Mr Baskerville said...

Had a brilliant idea: just wear normal clothes & say you're Andy McNab! No one has any clue what he looks like...
and yes, have been drinking tonight, too.