As soon as one is passed age 30, it’s tough. Things change very fast. I have recently noticed some funny comments that either I, or a friend, in my presence, have said. If we were caught saying such things, a couple of years ago, we would be the source of much ridicule. But now that we are oldies….
“Please slow down, I can’t walk that fast, my back is sore.”
“I can’t wear normal shoes. They provide no support.”
(After eating pizza and drinking a couple of beers) “I have major gas, my stomach is killing me. Do you have any antacids?”
“What? We have to walk over the bridge?”
Please add in your comments, don’t pretend you don’t have any.
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Mr Baskerville needs a job, but he is a lazy, cynical bastard and doubts he'll ever be hired.
Mrs Eaves is part of a social experiment. This is certain.
Mr Baskerville and Mrs Eaves: good examples or horrible warnings? You decide.
mr baskerville would win gold in procrastinating, if he got around to entering
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Mr B is:
• a people person
• meticulous
• detail-oriented
• dynamic
• self-starter
• none of the above
Mr Baskerville needs a job, but he is a lazy, cynical bastard and doubts he'll ever be hired.
Mrs Eaves is part of a social experiment. This is certain.
NUMBER OF JOBS MRS. E HAS APPLIED - 2010
- TOTAL: 44
NUMBER OF JOBS MRS. E HAS APPLIED TO - 2011
- TOTAL: 13
4 comments:
What kind of vitamins do you take?
What?! It starts at 9pm! What time would I get home?
"What are all these youths lining up for?"
"Why are they not wearing warm coats, how can they stand around in the cold in just a t-shirt and jeans?"
"where are my glasses?"
Nice ones Mr. B. It's true, young people just don't get cold like old people.
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