• Do not take two sabbaticals in one year. Your boss may think you are not serious about your job.
• If you have a telephone interview, buy beer, and drink it while you have the interview.
• Do not make out with anyone from work (it never works out the way you think it will). And everyone remembers everything*.
• Try on your interview outfit a couple of days before an interview. You may have bought a slutty short dress by accident because you were so excited something fit!
* No, Mr B, I did not make out with anyone from my most recent job. That would be unprofessional.
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Good advice. Did you have to drink the beer very quietly, or could you pretend you were drinking loads of water?
well, you don't have to chug it, just sip it, like tea, or water. No one would ever guess you are drinking beer at 10:30am during an interview...suckas.
Nice. That is way less suspicious than smelling like cannabis.
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