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Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Oh, I Want You So Bad

As you know, I have been trying this online dating thing. It is weird. I have had no success. What I don't understand is men's choice of photos (or lack of photos) they choose to upload.

Why would you choose a photo of you surrounded by beautiful (beer rep) women, wearing almost nothing, looking like you are at the best party ever? Is that supposed to make me want you? I know they are only pretending to like you, it's their fucking job!

Also, loads of men don't upload photos. This is a red flag for me. Is it cause they don't want to get caught by their wives? One guy (with no photo) claims that his best trait is 'openness, honesty, I am like an open book'. I beg to differ.

Photos of men holding gynormous fish they caught, is not sexy. Let me clarify, is not sexy to women, it may be sexy to other men.

1 comment:

jon mcwank said...

the fish pics are probably code...they might be proudly holding bottom feeders.