- When people update their facebook statuses(sp?) every 5 minutes about the stupid, mundane, boring shite they are doing. And how their life is the GREATEST!
- The smell of garbage and wet socks.
- When people don't email me for weeks/months and then pretend that it was me who have stopped communicating. 'I haven't heard from you in sooooooo long'. Nice try. I am on top of things like this.
- Cold feet.
- When profs mark papers and just give you a grade... with nothing else. Surely the purpose of writing papers, and having them graded, is to become a better writer.
- Cold hands.
- When people (I don't know) tell me how busy they are. Yes, you're very important, and I am less important... Congratulations, you win. Can we move forward?
- Leopard print things.
- When people 'tag' me in ugly facebook photos, then, after I have untagged myself, they ask why. You just want me to say it out loud. Yes, I am ugly, you are beautiful. Congratulations, you win! Can we move forward?
- The man from the bank who keeps calling me. My sister is going to get you fired, you asshole!
- People who start sentences with 'I don't mean to be rude, but....' Wankers.
- Bus drivers who shut the door in my face and drive away.
- When people call me 'dude'. A dude, I am not.
- The word 'panties'. Oh geez, I even hate typing it.
This by no means is an exhaustive list. There are many things I hate. I also love some things, but that is less interesting to write about.
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3 comments:
Good list, Mrs E. I have at least five million things to add...but will do so tomorrow, as am busy drinking right now. Drinking, I like!
I don't mean to be rude, but I love leopard print panties.
Ha!
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