Learning Curve

Mr Baskerville is learning a lot these days. Sadly, nothing that will enable him to secure a better job. 

He has learned:

• to have at least one appointment per week - dentist/chiropractor/doctor/kid's concert (he may have to borrow someone's child for this, he has not thought it all through yet)
• that threatening to sue the company enables an astonishingly useless colleague keep their job
• that pissing about on the internet all day does not lead to sacking
• that upper management are shockingly inept
• that he would very much like a drink, right about now would be good