TOP TIPS FOR STRIKING
1. When picketing outdoors, put on sun block! I wish it was hot, I could work on my tan, while picketing. Better yet, don't go on strike unless it's summer.
2. There seems to be lots of free food around.*
Eat, eat more, stuff it down your throat. Who knows when your next meal will be? Eat everything you see. Then drink the water, tea and coffee. It tastes like hell, but drink it.
3. If there is a handsome guy on the lines, talk to him. Time goes by much faster when looking at a cute boy.
4. Get a dog.
5. When someone asks you how you are, answer 'hanging in' while tilting head. That seems to be the correct answer while picketing.
6. EAT the donuts. This is not the time to calorie count.
7. When you run into your coworkers, walk with them. Then find a way to get back to the cute man. He's much more interesting.
8. Wear long undies. It may not be cold, but after hour four, it's freakin' freezing.
*But chili? really? It's 1.5 km to the closest washroom.
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