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Friday, January 4, 2013

Job Description (3)

Mr Baskerville is keeping his New Year's Resolutions, and is hot on the trail of Top Job*. However, interpreting some of the job descriptions is challenging. For instance, this:

Proactive thinking and initiative is an absolute must. You will be polished, professional, and able to deal with very demanding individuals. 

This clearly translates to:

You will be dealing with disorganized, petulant dickheads who couldn't manage a piss up in a brewery. Your duties include composing their emails, writing their presentations, meeting their deadlines, and extracting their heads from their asses. 

*still no sign of the Holy Grail though

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