The company, apparently, 'swings for home runs'*. WTF? WTFingF? Can't we at least take it as read that any company wants to be successful? It's the equivalent of Mr Baskerville saying in his resume that his goals include breathing, eating and seeking shelter at night.
The job description goes on to claim that they want to hire candidates with a demonstrated record of curiosity. Is this a veiled plea for Dogging enthusiasts?
Mr B is not going to apply.
*Given, of course, that the company is not actually manufacturing baseball bats, players, or steriods
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If you apply to this, please, please reference the famous diarrhea song. They swing for home runs? You slide into home and feel a funny foam. Or slide into first and your pants are going to burst. DIARRHEA, DIARRHEA.
Why is there an H in this word?
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