Today Mr Baskerville sent out a cover letter including the phrase "I look forward to producing design solutions to communicate corporate messages with high visual impact."
He does not even know what that means. He would have a lot more luck it was to communicate corporate massages.
He could write that ad in no time, probably incorporating a large starburst. All he'd need would be the words "Happy Ending" luridly displayed. In fact, "Happy Endings" and a phone number, job done.
Mr Baskerville has often thought his talents are wasted (well, currently they are wasted in unemployment) on newspaper and magazine ads. He should be marketing pron. He has a way with words and a well developed sense of humour, and what more could you possibly need?
Obviously the actual actors need other attributes to be well developed, but that is not Mr B's concern. Luckily.
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