Interview Thank You Letter

After a long hiatus, Mr Baskerville is again looking for a job. He hates his current boss, who is lazy, drinks too much, and spends most of the day randomly googling.*

Mr B actually had an interview yesterday, for a job which seemed vaguely interesting! Yes, he was shocked too.

After exhaustive research (he asked Mrs Eaves) Mr B has decided to send a thank you letter to the interviewers. Yes, this is highly wanky and yes, Mr B threw up in his mouth a little at the very thought but still, he really could do with the money from a full time job.

Interview Thank You Letter Mr Baskerville should write

Dear Insert Name Here
Thank you for meeting with me yesterday about the technical writer position. I enjoyed learning more about the company.
I would be thrilled to work for your company, and hope to meet you again.
Sincerely
Mr B

Interview Thank You Letter Mr Baskerville wants to write

Dear Insert Name Here
Thank you for making me travel all that way for the interview. It was so interesting to see so much of the city's dying industry. Boy, those graffiti artists are excellent!
After our conversation, it will be clear to you that I am utterly unqualified for the job. You could perhaps tell, as out of all the skills you need, the only skill I possess is having a valid passport. As you may remember, I went that extra step and informed you I have TWO valid passports!
However, if my faked enthusiasm and nonexistent technical experience impressed you, please hire me.
Sincerely
Mr B

Interview Thank You Letter Mr Baskerville actually wrote

Dear Smadam
Thank you for interviewing me. It was a joy.
Please please please please pretty please hire me.
Sincerely
Mr B
PS Hope you enjoy the homemade cupcakes, enclosed.
PPS Hope you are not allergic to food

*Mr B is self-employed.