Because Mr Baskerville is such a giving, friendly, people person (see his resume), he has decided to embark on a new blog series: The Writing Life: Mistakes to Avoid.
Don't as I Do
Mr Baskerville has made a fucking ton of mistakes in his writing life. Mistakes from which you, dear reader, can benefit. Simply do the opposite of what Mr B has done, and your novel will be complete, you'll be snapped up by an agent, and you'll be swanning around on the bestseller lists by this time next year.*This advice will** be helpful for writers of all genres, including non-fiction. And it will leave Mr B with a feeling of accomplishment as he goes on his merry way, typing drunkenly and wondering if this article about mortgage brokers would benefit from the inclusion of dragons.***
*Please note, Mr B is prone to making grandiose claims (again, see his resume)
**Or maybe not
***True story
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